Arsenic and Old Lace Saturday, April 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM PDT

A hilarious black-comedy classic, Arsenic and Old Lace tells the story of Abby and Martha, two murderous old women who poison people and then have their nephew—who thinks he’s Teddy Roosevelt—bury the bodies! One of the funniest plays of all time, this always popular laugh riot is about the only thing more deadly than poison: family!